Wednesday 25 July 2012

BEAUTIFUL LADIES AND STRONG FITTED MEN


www.netlog.comwww.facebook.comwww.nigeriaadultforum.comTypical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard timwww.badoo.comwww.twitter.comwww.googleplus.come about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.  Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."

                                                                                                

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'."
"Oh, yeah?" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last."
                                                                                           

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.  "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a  big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed.
"You're certainly a courageous woman, "he said. "Which tooth is it?"  The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."

                                                                                           

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite  of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.  He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of One!"

                                                                                                

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The doctor gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either!" and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
The wife comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated doctor says "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this late? Doing what?" he asked.  She replied, "Getting a second opinion."

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